Andy Aaron

Filmmaker · Sound Designer · AI Researcher · Writer · Inventor
Career
Stories & Photos
Born in New York City. Sound designer on some of the most iconic films ever made. Short filmmaker for Saturday Night Live. Writer for late-night television. Speech scientist at IBM Research, where he created the voice for Watson on Jeopardy!. Builder of handmade mechanical calculators. Based in Nyack, NY.

Work — Chronological

1979
Apocalypse Now — Sound Design
Francis Ford Coppola's Vietnam epic. Andy worked on the sound for approximately two years through production and Coppola's famously extended post-production.
SoundFeature Film
1980
The Empire Strikes Back — Sound Design
Sound design at Lucasfilm for the second Star Wars film.
SoundLucasfilm
1981
Street Scene — SNL Short Film
Filmed in Tulsa, Oklahoma around a real building demolition on a near-zero budget. Extras recruited from a local movie screening. Camera started rolling just 90 seconds before the explosion.
SNLDirectorWriter
1982
Push Button to Cross Street — SNL Short Film
SNL Season 7. Tom Davis unknowingly pushes the wrong button and causes a building to collapse. The camera malfunctioned and was only fixed 30 seconds before the building blew up.
SNLDirector
1983
Return of the Jedi — Sound Design
Sound effects recording at Lucasfilm for the Star Wars trilogy finale.
SoundLucasfilm
~1986
Live from Cape Canaveral — Short Film
A rocket launch parody that was shelved for years because its planned release coincided with the Challenger tragedy.
Short Film
1991
Cape Fear — Sound
Martin Scorsese's thriller starring Robert De Niro and Nick Nolte.
SoundFeature Film
1992
Far and Away — Sound
Ron Howard's period drama starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.
SoundFeature Film
1993
The Chevy Chase Show — Writer
Writer for Chevy Chase's late-night talk show on Fox. Andy and Chevy were friends from before SNL (connected through Andy's brother at Bard College). A producer replaced the entire premiere script the morning of the first broadcast.
WriterTelevision
~2000s
Aaron Adding Machines
Handmade electronic calculators rebuilt with old-fashioned heavyweight switches, cranks, and levers in antique chassis. Each one works perfectly, each is unique. Only a few made per year.
ArtInvention
2011
IBM Watson on Jeopardy! — Voice Creator
As a Research Staff Member at IBM T.J. Watson Research Center, Andy created the voice for Watson's appearance on Jeopardy! Pronunciation accuracy was the biggest challenge.
IBMWatsonSpeech Synthesis
2021
West Side Story — Sound
Steven Spielberg's reimagining of the classic musical.
SoundFeature Film
"I strive to have my pieces look like they are functional, utilitarian, mass-produced devices plucked from some imaginary office of another era — perhaps the 19th century, perhaps a time that never existed."
— Andy Aaron, on the Adding Machines

Press & Interviews

2009
Why Computer Voices Still Don't Sound Human — Slate
On the challenges of making machines understand context, sarcasm, and emphasis in text-to-speech.
2016
Creating a Computer Voice That People Like — The New York Times
"The error rate, in just correctly pronouncing a word, was our biggest problem."
2026
My SNL Story: Andy Aaron — The NR4PT Project Podcast
In-depth interview covering all the disaster films, the Chevy Chase connection, working at Lucasfilm, and 20+ years at IBM.

Links

andyaaron.net
Personal website with stories, photos, and project links.
IMDb — Full Filmography
27 sound department credits, 5 as writer, 3 as director.
Andy Aaron Disaster Films — YouTube
Collection of short films including the SNL and Sesame Street pieces.
LinkedIn
Professional profile.
Andy's published writing and photo essays. Stories appeared in The New Yorker, The New York Times, Spy Magazine, and the Washington Post. Photo essays document the quietly absurd corners of the world.

Stories

Water of the Worlds: Runoff From the Mars Probe
Washington Post
A pitch-perfect fake ad for "Celestial Springs" -- bottled water from Mars. Sourced from the volcanic aquifer of Olympus Mons, shipped via the Refreshment Ship New Enterprise.
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Let's Play Stump the On-Line Butler!
The New Yorker
A devastating Q&A test of Ask Jeeves, the search engine that claimed to understand natural language. Includes a side-by-side comparison with Wodehouse's actual Jeeves.
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Life in the Fast Food Lane
The New York Times, Op-Ed
Fast-food menus rewritten as haute cuisine for fallen yuppies. A Big Mac becomes "generously marbled ground chuck sculpted into two patties, seared on a cast-iron griddle."
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An Industry Speaks With One Voice
Spy Magazine
A catalog of NYNEX Yellow Pages escort service ads, revealing that every single one uses the exact same words: "discriminating," "finest," "beauty, poise, and charm."
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Bunny Burgers
Spy Magazine
An elaborate prank: creating a fake Bunny Burgers fast-food chain, hiring PR consultants, running focus groups, and opening a pop-up in a New Jersey mall. "It's like killing the Easter rabbit. You don't do this!"
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The New Intimacy in Sales and Marketing
Spy Magazine
Cold-call salespeople use first names to fake familiarity. Andy methodically calls each one back to ask: "Do I know you?" "No, we do not have a personal relationship."
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Don't Believe Everything You Read
Spy Magazine
Debunking the viral "factoid" that Americans spend 7 years in the bathroom and 5 years waiting in line. Four minutes with a calculator reveals the math doesn't work — then a call to the consulting firm that made it all up.
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Photo Essays

New York Street Signs for Our Times
If you're thinking of starting a business in the metropolitan area, forget about using these names: they're already taken. A collection of NYC's most unfortunately named establishments.
Crushed by Trees
Cars, fences, and structures that lost their argument with falling trees.
Muffler Shops in Queens, NY
A photographic survey of the muffler shop landscape of Queens.
The Floating Logs of Ardsley, NY
"Throughout my neighborhood there are mysterious logs hanging from telephone and electrical lines. Each one is neatly cut to about the length of a fireplace log. No one knows why they are there."
Crooked Trees on Mt. Washington
Wind-battered trees on New Hampshire's Mt. Washington, shaped by decades of extreme weather into permanent contortions.